http://9she.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for she en Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:42:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2025746 unknown@Netscape.com BROOKFIELD, IL: Despite heartfelt pleas, Janice Petrone, a totally lame and uncool zookeeper at the Brookfield Zoo, repeatedly told a group of area sixth graders Monday that they were not allowed to ride on the backs of the western lowland gorillas. Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:42:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2025746satiresheAlsosaidnoBraidingThelionsManeNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1263513 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: An 83-year-old woman you've never met before took almost ten minutes today to fuss over your child's hair and attempt to stroke it. Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:26:12 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1263513satireyourchildWhisperedsheSmelledfunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/601852 unknown@Netscape.com The most important holiday in February has finally arrived. I'm not talking about Valentine's Day and I'm sure as hell not talking about President's Day: I'm talking, of course, about International 'That's What She Said' Day. Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:44:17 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/601852thatswhatshesaidTheofficefacebookholidayjohnhugheswaynesworldNews http://web2announcer.com/go/343890 unknown@Netscape.com A man who said he used a stun gun on his wife's 79-year-old grandmother was arrested for investigation of domestic assault. Aaron de Bruyn, 26, was cited with fourth-degree domestic violence assault Wednesday and released from the Skamania County jail Thursday, Police Chief Calvin Owens said. The grandmother wasn't injured. Sat, 27 Jan 2007 21:02:53 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/343890mansayshezappedwifesgrandmasheyelpedbecausegettingTasedhurtsdonoevilNews http://web2announcer.com/go/307851 unknown@Netscape.com Raffle winner sues, says she faces threat of deportation. Winning a Chevrolet Corvette is the stuff of dreams. In Maribel Nava Alvarez's case, it has been a nightmare. Local radio station La Ley 107.9 FM and its parent company withheld the gray sports car she won when they discovered she was an undocumented resident. Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:33:49 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/307851rafflewinnersuessaysshefacesthreatofdeportationillegalaliensundocumentednogreencardfreecarNews