added 2007 Mon Jun 4 9:42:22 by ind06
BROOKFIELD, IL: Despite heartfelt pleas, Janice Petrone, a totally lame and uncool zookeeper at the Brookfield Zoo, repeatedly told a group of area sixth graders Monday that they were not allowed to ride on the backs of the western lowland gorillas.
BROOKFIELD, IL: Despite heartfelt pleas, Janice Petrone, a totally lame and uncool zookeeper at the Brookfield Zoo, repeatedly told a group of area sixth graders Monday that they were not allowed to ride on the backs of the western lowland gorillas.
added 2007 Mon Apr 2 13:26:12 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: An 83-year-old woman you've never met before took almost ten minutes today to fuss over your child's hair and attempt to stroke it.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: An 83-year-old woman you've never met before took almost ten minutes today to fuss over your child's hair and attempt to stroke it.
added 2007 Thu Feb 15 11:44:17 by corey.spring
The most important holiday in February has finally arrived. I'm not talking about Valentine's Day and I'm sure as hell not talking about President's Day: I'm talking, of course, about International 'That's What She Said' Day.
The most important holiday in February has finally arrived. I'm not talking about Valentine's Day and I'm sure as hell not talking about President's Day: I'm talking, of course, about International 'That's What She Said' Day.
added 2007 Sat Jan 27 21:02:53 by moemebe
A man who said he used a stun gun on his wife's 79-year-old grandmother was arrested for investigation of domestic assault. Aaron de Bruyn, 26, was cited with fourth-degree domestic violence assault Wednesday and released from the Skamania County jail Thursday, Police Chief Calvin Owens said. The grandmother wasn't injured.
A man who said he used a stun gun on his wife's 79-year-old grandmother was arrested for investigation of domestic assault. Aaron de Bruyn, 26, was cited with fourth-degree domestic violence assault Wednesday and released from the Skamania County jail Thursday, Police Chief Calvin Owens said. The grandmother wasn't injured.
added 2007 Thu Jan 25 18:33:49 by moemebe
Raffle winner sues, says she faces threat of deportation. Winning a Chevrolet Corvette is the stuff of dreams. In Maribel Nava Alvarez's case, it has been a nightmare. Local radio station La Ley 107.9 FM and its parent company withheld the gray sports car she won when they discovered she was an undocumented resident.
Raffle winner sues, says she faces threat of deportation. Winning a Chevrolet Corvette is the stuff of dreams. In Maribel Nava Alvarez's case, it has been a nightmare. Local radio station La Ley 107.9 FM and its parent company withheld the gray sports car she won when they discovered she was an undocumented resident.
